Dirty Granny Blog

When he took the job with the landscaping company I am certain he had no idea just what was ahead of him, especially sexually. It was a turning point in his young life. Being eighteen and fresh out of high school he probably thought that he knew everything there was to know about just about everything, including sex. Of course I assumed he had little experience, but that was all about to change.

His grandfather lived in our retirement community and managed to get him a full time job with one of the companies that was contracted to take care of the lawns and golf course there. Brian was extremely grateful since he was saving up to buy an older muscle car he had his eyes on at a local repair shop. Evidently he could get a good deal on it since it needed to be worked on. Eager to earn the needed money for my new wheels he arrived on the job early and listened intensely as the foreman described my duties. They seemed fair enough, just sit on the big riding mower for part of the day, then switch off with the other workers and blow the grass from the sidewalks and clean up any brush and throw it into the back of the truck.

Working there gave him a chance to visit his grandfather after work at least a few times a week. He stayed pretty active and often he was not home when Brian went to visit. This is where I come into the picture. Being retired and living right in the next villa to Brian’s grandfather I got to know him and soon he was stopping in to see me whenever he was waiting for his grandfather to return from his many activities. Read more…

Being an older female concerned about her body weight I made a regular practice of riding my mountain bike each week. In the summer months I even rode more often and even after work as the daylight was longer and the evening cooler for exercise purposes. After one particular lengthy Friday evening ride I had the unfortunate experience of a flat tire near the end of the trail in the local park.

As I stood there blatantly expressing my mood I heard a voice from behind me.

“Is there a problem Ma’am,” a young man asked. Read more…

Please bear with me ladies as I bare my innermost soul to you about a rather unexpected but most pleasurable experience I recently had. First perhaps I should inform you that my age is 42 and That I am a proud grandmother but sure do not feel or worse yet look like one. No offense to those of you who have reached that golden aged category of Grandmotherhood. Believe me I shall happily embrace it when the time arrives, but for now look out world because I am out for one hell of a good time.

Since I married young and so did my only daughter I now have a young granddaughter who is just about to turn two. She is quite a little talker and this is how I came to call this story Nanny’s Nanny. You see I had some eye surgery, which kept me at home recovering by myself. This because I am divorced and my family lives somewhat far away from me. So I enlisted the aid of a caregiver which my young granddaughter referred to as my “nanny”. Ironically the one sent by the agency was a young female in her mid twenties with no resemblance whatsoever to a nanny. She was rather hip and I could not even see her caring for young children but she did have a most pleasing manner about her.

Elaine and I hit it off just splendid. So much that when her car had to go into the shop for some major repairs she ended up staying over at my house which made it easier for her to take care of me. Now mind you I was not a total mess but was unable to see so it was as though she was caring for a blind person for the time being. Since not being able to se was the main issue here it actually led to the odd set of circumstances that developed between this young vixen and myself sexually.

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It was just after my fifty fourth birthday that I began lusting after men slightly younger than myself. Previously my male lovers had all been around my own age, or somewhat older as I did have a few romantic interludes with older gentlemen of wealth. I must admit enjoying their lavish attentiveness to my younger manhood. It was probably from this I soon developed a lusting for hot, youthful bodies. Ironically my neighbor became my first youthful obsession.
Ronald lived one floor down in my condominium complex with his divorced mother. He had just turned eighteen and was planning on attending the local university to study architecture. He had been left back and was not scheduled to graduate until the following summer. So I made plans to get closer to him that long winter and it all worked to my advantage I must guiltily confess.

Besides that it was my opinion that he might be in need of some stricter discipline, which was missing in his life. Not that he was bad but I did note a side of mischief to his behavior at times and decided to help control it. It was during one of those unruly incidents when I overheard him smart mouthing his poor mother, that I approached him in the hallway as he stormed from their unit. Oddly enough he reacted shocked at first and then almost relieved that I was going to punish him for his rude behavior and disrespect towards his mother.

He offered no resistance as I led him roughly by the arm into my apartment. Asking him what he thought I should do to him as punishment. I learned in business it is the best way to approach an employee who had done wrong on the job. Ronald looked bewildered at my question then pondered his fate before meekly answering that he felt he deserved a spanking.

My faint heart jumped as did my semi erect clit between my legs at the actual thought of being able to spank this dear young man privately in my own apartment. He seemed more than pleased when I agreed and asked what I might use. Hell I never had even given it a thought, but maybe my bare hand would do, as I had no former means of punishment paraphernalia around the place. Then Ronald offered me his thick, black, leather belt and when he stood to remove it I noticed once more how wonderful his young, lean, male body looked. I suppose he must have thought it somewhat odd that a grown woman would approach him and offer him punishment, yet he was the one who actually was leading me along as he handed me his heavy belt.

Nervously now my hands trembled as he asked where and how I wanted him to position himself for his spanking mentioning how his mother used to spank him years earlier. It was by pulling down his pants and bending him over her bare knees. He asked if I might do the same, as he had offended his Mother in the first place to deserve such punishment. As if in a fog I agreed and watched as he now unfastened his trousers and lowered them to his ankles, stepping gracefully out of them. Next he looked at me asking if I too was not going to remove my slacks so her would be across my bare knees.

Reluctantly I did before realizing I was not wearing any underwear and my wet pussy glistened between my legs as Ronald eyed it for quite some time as I sheepishly apologized. He said he did not mind and actually preferred it since he was going to be nude and revealing his manhood to me as well. Next I stared as he slipped his hand into the elastic waistband of his briefs. He slowly yet deliberately lowered them right in front of me turning away and bending over to remove them as his naked ass was right in my face.

I loudly gasped for air as my eager pussy quivered wildly as my mind raced with the thought of what his tender tight ass might feel like as I touched it for the first time. Then he spoke once more breaking my rather lewd thought process. Again his cock was clearly visible and beginning to lengthen with semi hardness, as we both now were completely naked in front of each other. I took his hand an led him into my bedroom as it was the room farthest from the hall and I feared if he screamed out at any time someone might hear him and wonder what is going on inside.

Once in my secluded bedroom I sat on the edge of my bed waiting for him to position himself across my legs. He took some time getting into the correct position as when his Mother spanked him. Lying across my bare legs I could not help but feel the hardness of his fully erect cock as he rubbed it lewdly against me. He made certain to touch my aroused thighs as he settled into place informing me he was ready for me to begin.

Nervously I took a few light-handed swings with my bare palms relishing the feel of his soft skinned male ass against my bare hands. In no time I was peppering his bare bottom repeatedly with blow upon blow each harder than the previous. Ronald squirmed and wiggled with each spank making sure he too rub his hardness back and forth across my leg. I had opened my legs briefly giving him time to let his hardness fall neatly between them before clamping shut tightly around it. As he struggled against my spanking his cock worked its way in and out of my legs in a wanton fucking motion as his naked ass floundered about in front of me. I was beginning to enjoy my work as his muffled cries filled the air while his white bottom grew redder and extremely hotter. I rubbed my bare hands over it a few time as if to soothe it yet I just wanted to feel how hot it was and how firm also.

I reached for the leather belt and folded it to shorten the length, allowing me ease to in flick each mighty blow on his sore ass. He loved it too as he cried out yet louder. Again and again I flogged him with it as the loud crack of the stiff leather filled the air mixed with his tormented screams. He deserved every bit of it for speaking out against his dear Mother and I was the one who would see to it he behaved or else. Oddly it appeared Ronald was rather enjoying this crude form of punishment, so much in fact his frantic humping about had caused him to come all over my feet as I felt his continuous spewing of warm sticky come. There was quite a lot of it too. This did not help my own aching pussy as I strained to hold back my own female desires.

Realizing he had come I stopped spanking him and rolled him onto the floor at my feet. Looking up at me his eyes were filled with fear not knowing just what to expect from me after he had the audacity to release his load of come on my legs, bare feet and carpeting. Noticing my own wetness between my legs he silently reached knelt before me. Without saying a word he leaned in and gently kissed every inch of my pussy sending sparks throughout my shivering body. Oh how good it felt having this young man licking my overheated pussy. He was unsure of what to do so I coached him on how to flick his tongue beneath the tip of my clit and along the sensitive area as I cried out softly.

Next I instructed him to slip his probing tongue up inside of my opening. Then he was ready to let me face fuck him as I held his head tightly in place as I rammed my horny pussy in his face again and again. He seemed to enjoy sucking my clit almost as much as I did having him suck it. It was not the best oral sex I ever had but this young lad showed some fine potential, and with a few more lessons he would become quite a skilled cunt lapper it seemed.

My pussy was pressed tightly against his wet face as I cried out my instructions to him. He did as I had asked and I soon felt the first hot wave of come flow down his throat. He flinched almost gagging yet remained steadfast swallowing every drop until he had drained me dry. For added punishment I had him clean my feet and legs with his tongue tasting his own secretions after mine. Odd he did not seem to mind one bit, almost as if he was enjoying our lewd affair. He even made sure to lick long and hard between each of my toes, ever sucking on a few for added measures. It almost made me cum again.

Afterwards we dressed and I reminded him that he should treat his dear Mother respectfully or be punished by me again. When he left I wondered might I ever have another opportunity to teach him more. Luckily he was a spirited young fellow and a few days later one evening he rang my doorbell, confessing he had misbehaved and needed to be punished. It was a dream come true because he is still being naughty and learning quite a bit in the ways between men and women. Not only had he confessed to me about telling a friend of his about his punishment, but that his friend often misbehaved in front of his mother and he too deserved punishing. The mere thought of punishing two young men at once had my clit throbbing. Now I might be able to have a tongue up each of my horny holes at the same time. Plus both of their combined ages would still be less that that of my own. I look upon my distribution of punishment to them as a continuous anonymous Mother’s Day present to their Moms.

Here’s a good one, a 67 year-old Grandma not only breaks into porn, She gets it on with 5 guys. Curiosity is the only reason I checked this video out. And you know what curiosity did to the feline. This is one video I would never go out in public and buy. I’d be too embarrassed. What if I had a car crash on the way home and they took me to the hospital? But I thought that if there is a flick like this out in the market, there must be some demand for it. So here it is…..

There really isn’t any rhyme or reason to the format of this one. It seems to start out and then change from scene to scene without any direction.

The beginning of the movie has the Director interviewing Nanny Blaze (he calls her Janice). It appears that Miss Blaze (her husband is now deceased) was a model, pin-up girl, push-up bra model, and calendar girl dating back to the mid 50’s. They show various different pictures of her in different stages of undress. They even show a half-nude picture of Nanny’s mother from 1925. “Like Mother, Like Daughter!” she says. It is kind of an interesting introduction to Nanny, and a slight build-up to what you know is about to come; seeing her get down and nasty with a bunch of studly young spurting jizzmeisters.

The good stuff starts with Nanny Blaze sitting naked in her bathroom. The young and pertly “grand-daughter of a close friend” (played by Vickie Benet) walks in and comments on the shape of Miss Blaze’s body considering her advanced age. She responds by saying that she still can do better sexually than most of the younger girls. The younger girl, shocked that the old lady is still sexually active, comes up with a challenge. She will call up some of her men friends to come over, and there will be a little contest about which one of them is better at long boning.

The next scene starts with the entrance of 5 young studs. It is not very long before the two girls are on the couch naked taking on two or three boys each.

Suddenly, without a climax or ejaculation, the scene changes to Nanny lying naked all alone on her bed with a dildo. What the hell happened? I didn’t see them blow? Well, I guess it was just a get-to-know-you scene.

The new scene gets better as the younger Benet joins her for a little lezbo action. They end up in a 69 position until both of them come to a screaming orgasm. Where are the boys? Every now and then you see them in the background beating off while they are watching. Who scheduled the filming this way? Oh well. Soon the boys are back on the bed with the girls, and there is a no holes barred ramming session. With lots of oohs and ahhs, anal, blowjobs, facials, tit fucking, you name it. These girls are out to show the other one who is the Carnal Queen of them all.

Whoops! Click to a new scene! Well at least they had a few come shots and facials before they clicked over. Now Miss Benet is back on the couch. She is sitting in the middle with a guy on each side. She had a hard dick in each hand, and the guys are probing her pussy like they found a lost wallet and they are checking it for change. Meanwhile, Nanny is still back on the bed giving blowjobs and getting fucked. Finally, the action is over. All the dicks are limp and the girls are covered in jism. Who is declared the winner? You’ll just have to rent or buy the video to find that out!

Elvis Says

Elvis Says

Who the edited this thing, anyway? The production is so distracting that it is very hard to follow the action. There are a lot of problems with the entire video from start to finish. The camera moves around so much, it’s like one of those Cotton Dockers commercials from the late 1980’s. I have to turn away to keep from getting dizzy! There are also some horrible gaffes in this thing. Once there is even someone walking in front of the camera during a money shot. You can hear a lot of off screen chatter and laughing, which seems really unprofessional. Perhaps Miss Blazes’ grandson borrowed daddy’s video camera and talked senile great grandma to relive some of her memories during her time in the “olden’ days”. And the sight of the boys jacking off in the dark background in the lesbian scene kind of takes away from the subject of the moments. Namely an old lady and a young women giving each other head. If I want to see guys beating their meat, I’ll go do myself in front of the mirror.

Nanny Blaze does a good job of showing that even at her advanced age, she still has what it takes to keep a young buck hard. She really has a fairly nice body. If you are a surfer of a lot of over-50 nude websites, or the newsgroups, I’m sure you have seen pictures of her. The funny thing is that she does every possible position and sex act, and she has her stockings on the whole time. For me, I had to kind of fast forward when they showed what is left of her ass. It looks like a deflated wheelbarrow tire. But hey, she is 67. And I think she steals the show with her experience. When she gets up from the couch in the first scene and starts rubbing one young man’s crotch, I almost felt I was watching MY great grandmother doing something I never even thought about. It kind of tweaked a part of my brain that I never really went to. Kind of like the prudish, surly old curmudgeon of an accounting clerk where I work. Sure, she has boobs and an ass, but I would bet she never gets a facial, or takes it up the old Hershey highway. But now after witnessing this flick, I’ll like to think she does when she yells at me for walking off with her invoices. : >

The rest of the cast is nothing to write home about. (Why would I be writing home bout THIS?) I don’t recognize any of the male actors. And who comes up with these names? Bob Boner? Rich Studmeister? Ah well. They are only there to be hard dicks anyway. Vickie Benet’ does a pretty good job of playing the younger girl. She has a taught, pert, pretty little body with some small b-cup breasts topped off with some nice hard nipples. She seems a little confused in her way of giving blowjobs. She will be on the bed getting fucked when all of a sudden one of the stand-by boys that have been off camera masturbating suddenly appears in her face, ready to shoot a load. After she is wetted down, it is only THEN that she grabs his manhood and sucks and strokes for a long time. It’s as if she were trying to get him to shoot again, right after he’s drained himself. Hey, I need a little down time, you should have done all of that before I came, so I wouldn’t have to be in the background, oiling my own crank! But considering the production of the movie, I’m sure there was a lot of confusion going on off-scene that made things more difficult. In light of that, I think she did just fine.

You can probably tell that I might pan this video. Not really. I have to look at the face value of it. Even though the production, video, and sound quality are atrocious, that is probably not something the consumer who buys this is concerned about. I even picked it out to review because of my own curiosity. I’m sure that is what a lot of other people might do, although their also are some that buy it because that is what turns them on. Or maybe for a gag gift or frat party. For those who buy or rent this because it turns them on, it probably won’t be the best old-lady video in their collection. Maybe if you could just rent it and copy it at home. But I’m not giving this my lowest rating despite the bad quality. It takes a lot of balls for a 67 year-old woman to appear in a porno movie and do all of those things for posterity. And for her to do that in order to pander to all of us weirdo’s is downright patriotic. Therefore Nanny baby, I rate this flick…..

Elvis Rates This Flick: 1 1/2 dicks 

(on a scale of totally limp, to 4 Dicks Up)

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