Here’s a good one, a 67 year-old Grandma not only breaks into porn, She gets it on with 5 guys. Curiosity is the only reason I checked this video out. And you know what curiosity did to the feline. This is one video I would never go out in public and buy. I’d be too embarrassed. What if I had a car crash on the way home and they took me to the hospital? But I thought that if there is a flick like this out in the market, there must be some demand for it. So here it is…..
There really isn’t any rhyme or reason to the format of this one. It seems to start out and then change from scene to scene without any direction.
The beginning of the movie has the Director interviewing Nanny Blaze (he calls her Janice). It appears that Miss Blaze (her husband is now deceased) was a model, pin-up girl, push-up bra model, and calendar girl dating back to the mid 50’s. They show various different pictures of her in different stages of undress. They even show a half-nude picture of Nanny’s mother from 1925. “Like Mother, Like Daughter!” she says. It is kind of an interesting introduction to Nanny, and a slight build-up to what you know is about to come; seeing her get down and nasty with a bunch of studly young spurting jizzmeisters.
The good stuff starts with Nanny Blaze sitting naked in her bathroom. The young and pertly “grand-daughter of a close friend” (played by Vickie Benet) walks in and comments on the shape of Miss Blaze’s body considering her advanced age. She responds by saying that she still can do better sexually than most of the younger girls. The younger girl, shocked that the old lady is still sexually active, comes up with a challenge. She will call up some of her men friends to come over, and there will be a little contest about which one of them is better at long boning.
The next scene starts with the entrance of 5 young studs. It is not very long before the two girls are on the couch naked taking on two or three boys each.
Suddenly, without a climax or ejaculation, the scene changes to Nanny lying naked all alone on her bed with a dildo. What the hell happened? I didn’t see them blow? Well, I guess it was just a get-to-know-you scene.
The new scene gets better as the younger Benet joins her for a little lezbo action. They end up in a 69 position until both of them come to a screaming orgasm. Where are the boys? Every now and then you see them in the background beating off while they are watching. Who scheduled the filming this way? Oh well. Soon the boys are back on the bed with the girls, and there is a no holes barred ramming session. With lots of oohs and ahhs, anal, blowjobs, facials, tit fucking, you name it. These girls are out to show the other one who is the Carnal Queen of them all.
Whoops! Click to a new scene! Well at least they had a few come shots and facials before they clicked over. Now Miss Benet is back on the couch. She is sitting in the middle with a guy on each side. She had a hard dick in each hand, and the guys are probing her pussy like they found a lost wallet and they are checking it for change. Meanwhile, Nanny is still back on the bed giving blowjobs and getting fucked. Finally, the action is over. All the dicks are limp and the girls are covered in jism. Who is declared the winner? You’ll just have to rent or buy the video to find that out!
Elvis Says
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Who the edited this thing, anyway? The production is so distracting that it is very hard to follow the action. There are a lot of problems with the entire video from start to finish. The camera moves around so much, it’s like one of those Cotton Dockers commercials from the late 1980’s. I have to turn away to keep from getting dizzy! There are also some horrible gaffes in this thing. Once there is even someone walking in front of the camera during a money shot. You can hear a lot of off screen chatter and laughing, which seems really unprofessional. Perhaps Miss Blazes’ grandson borrowed daddy’s video camera and talked senile great grandma to relive some of her memories during her time in the “olden’ days”. And the sight of the boys jacking off in the dark background in the lesbian scene kind of takes away from the subject of the moments. Namely an old lady and a young women giving each other head. If I want to see guys beating their meat, I’ll go do myself in front of the mirror.
Nanny Blaze does a good job of showing that even at her advanced age, she still has what it takes to keep a young buck hard. She really has a fairly nice body. If you are a surfer of a lot of over-50 nude websites, or the newsgroups, I’m sure you have seen pictures of her. The funny thing is that she does every possible position and sex act, and she has her stockings on the whole time. For me, I had to kind of fast forward when they showed what is left of her ass. It looks like a deflated wheelbarrow tire. But hey, she is 67. And I think she steals the show with her experience. When she gets up from the couch in the first scene and starts rubbing one young man’s crotch, I almost felt I was watching MY great grandmother doing something I never even thought about. It kind of tweaked a part of my brain that I never really went to. Kind of like the prudish, surly old curmudgeon of an accounting clerk where I work. Sure, she has boobs and an ass, but I would bet she never gets a facial, or takes it up the old Hershey highway. But now after witnessing this flick, I’ll like to think she does when she yells at me for walking off with her invoices. : >
The rest of the cast is nothing to write home about. (Why would I be writing home bout THIS?) I don’t recognize any of the male actors. And who comes up with these names? Bob Boner? Rich Studmeister? Ah well. They are only there to be hard dicks anyway. Vickie Benet’ does a pretty good job of playing the younger girl. She has a taught, pert, pretty little body with some small b-cup breasts topped off with some nice hard nipples. She seems a little confused in her way of giving blowjobs. She will be on the bed getting fucked when all of a sudden one of the stand-by boys that have been off camera masturbating suddenly appears in her face, ready to shoot a load. After she is wetted down, it is only THEN that she grabs his manhood and sucks and strokes for a long time. It’s as if she were trying to get him to shoot again, right after he’s drained himself. Hey, I need a little down time, you should have done all of that before I came, so I wouldn’t have to be in the background, oiling my own crank! But considering the production of the movie, I’m sure there was a lot of confusion going on off-scene that made things more difficult. In light of that, I think she did just fine.
You can probably tell that I might pan this video. Not really. I have to look at the face value of it. Even though the production, video, and sound quality are atrocious, that is probably not something the consumer who buys this is concerned about. I even picked it out to review because of my own curiosity. I’m sure that is what a lot of other people might do, although their also are some that buy it because that is what turns them on. Or maybe for a gag gift or frat party. For those who buy or rent this because it turns them on, it probably won’t be the best old-lady video in their collection. Maybe if you could just rent it and copy it at home. But I’m not giving this my lowest rating despite the bad quality. It takes a lot of balls for a 67 year-old woman to appear in a porno movie and do all of those things for posterity. And for her to do that in order to pander to all of us weirdo’s is downright patriotic. Therefore Nanny baby, I rate this flick…..
Elvis Rates This Flick: 1 1/2 dicks
(on a scale of totally limp, to 4 Dicks Up)
